Clouds can get high, throw shade, and make it rain at the same time. Clouds are cool.
Tag: Thoughts from the shower
English is difficult. It can be understood though through tough thorough thought.
Parents who say, “If you’re feeling well enough to play video games, you’re feeling well enough to go to school!” don’t seem to realize they are equating an extremely low impact leisure activity with a high stress and difficult involuntary obligation.
it’d be cool if we could record silence and play it on full volume on a speaker and just make the whole room silent.
A child refusing to take a nap is resisting a rest
Someday Apple will probably bring back the headphone jack and market it as a high fidelity audio port.
Marvel could use the hulk for ads since he’s just a giant banner.
Getting a vaccine is pretty badass because you beat the life out of a virus and then you absorb it so you can kill its friends easier
Saving up sick days at work and never using them is the equivalent of never using your strongest health potion in an RPG ‘just in case’
We get lectured by websites to come up with strong passwords, only to have your password stolen anyway due to bad security on their end.