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How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

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Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

for some reason every time I see pineapples growing I laugh out loud. Like, the punchline is it’s a pineapple!!!!!!!!! it’s a pineapple

An Interesting Fact About Peanuts, while we’re on the topic of food-plants:

Peanuts-you-eat grow underground, but they are NOT part of the peanut plant’s roots. Peanut plants are ambitious little fuckers and plant their seeds themselves. They flower like any perfectly reasonable legume, but once the flowers have been pollinated the plants do something called “pegging” (no really), in which they drill the stems where the flowers used to be into the ground. And that’s where the peanuts you eat form. Like so:

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I’m going to pull myself together to endorse this Extremely Interesting Fact, but it’s going to be a real struggle

Ain’t botany fun?

I grew a pineapple so I definitely can confirm how pineapples are grown.

This came back around to my dash again, so thank you @theordinaryjd for this excellent pineapple, which has once again provided an excellent punchline. 

I just… look at it!! it’s a pineapple! that’s so great!

Independent Musician Explains Why Article 13 Will Be An Utter Disaster For Independent Artists

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Mike Masnick/Techdirt:

A decade ago, when there were still people laughably insisting that the
internet was the worst thing that ever happened to musicians, I kept
pointing out examples of artists who were creatively embracing the
internet to great success – connecting with fans, building new business
models, and succeeding. And every time I did that, people would
complain that this example was an “exception” or an “anomaly.” And, they
had a habit of qualifying any success story – even if the
qualifications were contradictory. For example, if I highlighted an
independent artist’s success, people would say “well, that’s just a
small independent artist, they have nothing to lose, no big rock star
could ever succeed that way.” And then, when I’d highlight a big rock
star having success embracing the internet, I’d be told “well, it’s easy
for him, he already had a huge following.” It got so silly that back in
2008 one of our commenters coined “Masnick’s Law” to describe this phenomenon:

Masnick’s Law states that in any conversation about musicians doing
something different to achieve fame and/or fortune someone will
inevitably attempt to make the argument that “it only worked for them
because they are big/small and it will never work for someone who is the
opposite,” no matter how much evidence to the contrary might be readily
available.

In 2009, getting fed up with this, I wrote a long article detailing
examples of a whole bunch of success stories of artists embracing the
internet mixing in ones who were hugely famous with ones who were moderately successful and ones who were small independents… and someone complained in an email that these were all exceptions.

Over the past few years, I thought this kind of “exception” thinking had
mostly died out, but it showed up again recently. We posted famed
science fiction author Ken MacLeod’s excellent opinion piece
arguing that, even though he’s a big supporter of copyright and against
anyone pirating his books, he’s absolutely against the EU’s plans for
Article 11 and Article 13 in the EU Copyright Directive. The key line:
“Far greater than my interest in copyright is my interest in a free and
open internet – or, failing that, in keeping the internet as free and
open as it is now.”

And, in the comments… Masnick’s Law reared its ugly head again:

Straw-man argument, since he has a big publisher to both pay him and
defend his property rights. He’s not an indie who markets his own work
on the internet and has to fight mass piracy on his own. He doesn’t need
copyright protection when he has distribution sending his fans to pay
for his work (while the same fans might pirate the indies).

He is the one who wants big publishers to continue to dominate and
profit, while the indies want direct access to the public and the
elimination of the middleman that is this man’s meal ticket.

Of course, that’s nonsense. That comment is based on the idea that you
need to “fight” mass piracy, rather than looking for ways to build a
successful business model that involves connecting with your true fans.

And, of course, the impact on independent artists will be even more
serious than those signed to big publishers/labels/studios/etc. Indeed,
Ken’s own Twitter feed pointed me to an independent musician in the UK,
Stephen Blythe, who has written about why Article 13 will make life worse for him
as an independent musician. After detailing his situation as a
musician, he explains that if you want to get your music out there, so
that you can build a fanbase, you need to get your music onto the “most
popular music” sites. And to do that you have to use a special third party:

If an independent artist wants to get their music out there into the
world, to the most popular music sharing sites, they need to use some
kind of recognised distributor – as direct submissions are either
impossible, or extremely restricted. A pile of these have sprung up,
including Amuse, RouteNote, DistroKid, etc. Some charge a subscription
fee per year, some take a cut of any revenue generated, and some of them
don’t even have a website – operating just from an app. The concept is
simple: You send your music to them, and they distribute it digitally to
the various partners. One of these partners is YouTube.

But it turns out that those services, as part of their “value add” will “enforce copyright” for you:

What isn’t made clear by these distribution networks is that by
submitting your music to YouTube, you essentially give the distributor a
licence to enforce your copyright on the platform using the ContentID
system. This automatically detects any music uploaded along with a
YouTube video (including short clips), and flags it up as unauthorised.
To many this might sound great. Stop people stealing your stuff!

The problem of course is that there is very often no way to denote
authorised uses or channels with these common distribution services.

He then details two separate scenarios of artists being harmed by this
kind of “enforcement” including one that happened directly to himself:

An artist (A) is asked by a fellow musician (B) if they would be
interested in a collaboration. The process is simple: B will supply A
with some vocal samples that A can then chop up and use however they
wish. A gladly accepts, and comes up with a whole electronic composition
that brings the vocals to life. B loves the track, and asks if they can
use it on their upcoming DIY release. A agrees. B’s friend runs a small
label who agrees to put out the album, and they use a distribution
service which sends the album to all the major partners automatically –
including YouTube’s ContentID system. A few years later, A is producing
short video blogs and decides to use one of their old tracks as
background music. It gets flagged up as a copyright violation
automatically, which A disputes – but the appeal is rejected by the
distributor, who has no knowledge of how the track came about in the
first place.

He then explains that in a world where everything involves a massive
ContentID-like filter, you create a terrible situation for independent
musicians, who are at the mercy of much larger companies with no
flexibility:

  1. Independent musicians are at the mercy of a system which locks them
    out from negotiating their own contracts without major label backing,
    and they therefore have to rely on gatekeepers which provide an
    inadequate level of information and control over their own music.
  2. Artists who are starting out lack the information required in order
    to make informed decisions about their interaction with such services,
    and can inadvertently give away their ability to exploit their creations
    commercially due to how the systems are constructed.
  3. The ContentID approach to copyright enforcement gives huge clout to
    the first entity to register a piece of work within their system – which
    is rarely going to be the artist themselves.
  4. This model has no room for the ad-hoc, informal, and varying ways in
    which independent musicians create and share their works online.

Or, in short:

The current ContentID system works on a first-come, first-served basis.
It puts huge power in the hands of intermediary distribution services
which do not provide a service that can ever give artists the amount of
control over their licenses they would require to fully exploit their
creations. The nature of the beast means that informal collaborations
between like-minded folks can unexpectedly tie up their creative
expression years down the road. Article 13 will only expand these
systems, which will inevitably be less sophisticated on other platforms
than ContentID. Independent artists lose the ability to share their work
even further.

I’d argue it goes much further than that. First, the major record labels see everything stated in the paragraph above as a benefit of Article 13.
Giving huge power to the middlemen gatekeepers puts them back in the
position they were in year’s ago, where they get to decide who gets
distribution and who doesn’t. That system created a world in which
musicians had to hand over their copyright and nearly all of the revenue
generated from their works in exchange for a pittance of an advance
(which was really just a loan). So, putting more gatekeeper power back
in their hands is the goal here.

Second, and even more concerning, is that Article 13 is premised on only
the largest platforms being able to comply – meaning that there will
be less competition on the platform side and fewer and fewer places
for independent artists to distribute their work, should they wish to
do so. That gives them fewer options and less ability to build a
fanbase, unless they get plucked out of obscurity by a giant gatekeeper
(again, going back to the way things were a couple decades ago).

Now, I’m sure that someone will pop into the comments and point out that
this example doesn’t count because it’s just a “small, independent
artist,” and that his concerns don’t matter to “real” artists (meaning
major label ones), but, haven’t we played that game long enough?

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20190124/22555441466/independent-musician-explains-why-article-13-will-be-utter-disaster-independent-artists.shtml

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Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y’all provide on the regular, I love you)

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I don’t get seasonal depression, I just get slightly sleepier and more irritable and mopey when I don’t get any sunlight, but when I said this to my doctor she was like “you should still get a lightbox” and I did and now I have way more energy. 

The moral of the story is, if you spend time thinking to yourself “well I don’t actually have [diagnosable problem], I have [milder version that I can just ignore]”, you could instead of just ignoring it get the accommodation for the problem and see if it improves your life. I do not expect to remember this next time I “don’t actually have the real problem”, but maybe eventually I will learn.

We treat accommodations like something that you can only have if you’re really really desperately suffering and cannot function at all without them, but that’s… really really not the case. Or at least it shouldn’t be.

Not to uuuhhh highjack this post, but I have some experience with this. Not only does it corroborate the above but I have found that even you don’t have any need for whatever accommodation that also shouldn’t bar you from getting one if you just…

want it

see years ago my grandmother was diagnosed with cancer, and as happens with progressing cancer her mobility was drastically reduced. To help combat this and allow her to retain independence at home Papa (my grandfather) got a shower chair. This is about as self-descriptive as it can get, it is a chair made of metal and plastic that sits in your shower or bathtub. I’m sure those with physical disabilities are already quite familiar with them, for those of you that aren’t just google it.

Eventually my grandmother passed. A couple years after my dad had to stay at Papa’s house for a couple weeks, for his own medical reasons. While there he discovered that Papa had kept the chair. And while Papa was old he was hardly infirm, he didn’t use a cane or have any severe mobility issues. Certainly none that would have affected his ability to stand in the shower. The conversation went more or less as such:

Dad: Why they hell did you keep the shower chair, dad? You don’t need it

Papa: Kevin, you wait until you use it. Then you’ll know why I kept it.

My dad was disbelieving tbh, to him chairs in showers when you don’t need them was a thing that like. Lazy rich people had. wtf could be so great about being able to sit in the shower? Why would an able-bodied person even need to? it’s a fucking shower? wash urself and then get out. Then he used the chair, and according to him it was like he’d had a proper religious revelation. Shortly after his return home (tbh the amount of time it took for him to take a shower sans chair) my dad went out and bought a shower chair.

The ensuing conversation with my mother went as such:

Mom: Kevin why did you buy that? We don’t need it!

Dad: Just use it once, this will change your life.

And it did. After using the chair for the first time my mom straight up wanted to know why they had never thought to get a chair for the shower before. Ever since we have had a chair in the shower.

It has proven itself invaluable.

  • Exhausted but covered in grime from yardwork so you HAVE to wash before doing anything else? shower chair
  • Don’t have the spoons to stand in the shower? shower chair
  • Leg/hip/back injury slowly getting worse over time making standing for long periods a difficult matter? shower chair
  • Home from work and just want to shower but your feet are killing you? shower chair
  • can’t keep your balance when masturbating in the shower? shower chair
  • want to write fic in ur head without your feet starting to hurt because you maybe spent a little too long standing there in spray? shower chair
  • disassociating? shower chair
  • gotta shave your legs? shower chair
  • crying because you’ve now realized how much easier being able to sit down and prop up a leg makes shaving while in the shower? shower chair

I have no current mobility issues, and yet if I had to move house tomorrow a shower chair of my own would be one of the first things I purchase for my own home.

It’s so easy to fall into the trap of “this could make my life easier but do I really need it?” And y’know what maybe you don’t need it. Maybe you don’t need that accommodation, but maybe it would make your life easier anyway. When it comes to things that you keep in your home for personal use does it really matter? Besides there is always the very real chance that buying it now, when you don’t’ need it but can afford it, will save your ass down the line when you suddenly do desperately need it.

Normalize the accommodation so that the stigma behind not using it is eroded.

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Your BEST And WORST Quality, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aries at their best: Full of life, adventurous and with a bright light in their eyes – a light bright enough to make all darkness disappear. Challenging, caring and with a big smile on their face. Admiring all beauty they can see, their head filled with plans. Nothing could ever bring them down, nothing could come between them and whatever it is that they want.

Aries at their worst: Doubting themselves in a very destructive way. They think it’s all their fault and that they can’t make anyone truly happy. Reckless. Cannot be reached by anyone, no one knows what’s going on inside their head. Harsh. Don’t care if they hurt someone’s feelings or not. Don’t care at all.

Taurus at their best: Absolute sweethearts with a great wits. Their heart is only open wide for people they choose carefully because they know it’s for their own good. They know what’s good for them and they’re confident because they know what they’re capable of. A true and fair winner. Caring, charming, funny, intelligent, affectionate.

Taurus at their worst: They seem cold and careless. They know how to use words when they want to cause pain with them and they do that. Doubting themselves, suddenly lost all their confidence. Can’t really control their feelings and tend to explode. Not looking after themselves and their loved ones because they’re busy being stuck in a bad mood but deep down they’re very very sorry for it.

Gemini at their best: A head full of ideas, a chest full of life. Up to something great, smiling, laughing, telling jokes, telling the greatest stories. Caring, motivating and inspiring. Freedom-loving, passionate about life, creative. Helpful, knows how to cheer you up. They don’t run out of energy, they keep going.

Gemini at their worst: There is no sparkle in their eyes. Their hands are cold and their look is empty. Everything bores them, bothers them or sucks the life out of their bones. They don’t see or hear anything, they’re lost in thoughts. Get mean easily, say things they don’t mean. Hurt others on purpose but end up hurting themselves. Self-pitying, over-emotional or not showing any emotion.

Cancer at their best: Brave people of good heart. Kind and caring, spreading love and good vibes. They fight for what they want, they always have something to say. Generous, understanding, shining as bright as the sun. A smile that makes others smile. They are very strong and handle their emotions wisely. Not to be underestimated.

Cancer at their worst: Say or do things they regret immediately. Forget to take care of themselves. They don’t talk to anyone, don’t reply. They tend to put themselves under an enormous emotional pressure. May manipulate others or completely lock themselves away.

Leo at their best: The literal sun. They shine so bright even when they’re not smiling. Their laugh echoes, everybody hears it. Very proud, ambitious, kind, fair and loving. Bring happiness wherever they go, bring light into the dark. Full of dreams and very intelligent. The one that makes a boring evening a perfect one. Protective and they have a great sense of humor.

Leo at their worst: Believing themselves to be not good enough, doubting themselves and suffering from it. Harsh and kind of cold. Their look is still powerful and you dare not to speak to them. They drift away, may get mean or change their mind really quick because they just don’t know what they want and it frustrates them so much.

Virgo at their best: Really good at doing what they love to do. Happy to spend time with people they like, generous and gentle, wise, gives great advices. Takes hints, makes great surprises and knows how to comfort people. Full of life and they have a great wits. The one that keeps you grounded. Honest and fair.

Virgo at their worst: Causing pain or worries to others to release themselves from it. They may be manipulative and self-pitying, exaggerating and not really speaking up. They tend to make decisions they will regret later. They forget how clever they are or they doubt their skills and their intelligence and make themselves smaller than they are.

Libra at their best: A great supporter. Someone with an eye for beauty, a charming smile and an amazing aura. They are funny, full of ideas and spontaneous. Remember little things and can easily make others happy what they love to do. Very creative, honest and they have a wild soul.

Libra at their worst: Moody, not seeing themselves as the masterpiece they are. Letting everybody know how they feel. Cold and feeling incredibly bad about it. They just hide away from the world and won’t let anything come close to them. In pain just because they see all the flaws in their lives although there may not even be some.

Scorpio at their best: Passionate, strong, strong-willed, skilled and loving. They are full of secrets which is why they can keep secrets like no one else. An entire universe for themselves. They don’t care about limits but in a good way. They share their ideas and dreams and cheer others up.

Scorpio at their worst: Neglecting their friends, their family, their duties and themselves. Reckless and not saying much about it. Things that usually fascinate them do not fascinate them anymore and they feel like nothing could ever make them smile again. Everything they love starts seeming so irrelevant to them.

Sagittarius at their best: Funny, uplifting, full of life and good energy. They don’t care what anyone thinks of them, they will dance to loud music whenever they feel like it. They are open minded and interested in things, prepared to stand up for what they believe in at any time.

Sagittarius at their worst: Feeling depressed and not able to explain it, express it or talk about it. Over emotional and hot tempered, about to explode although they don’t always know why. About to yell at someone for little things although they don’t want to. Tired of everything.

Capricorn at their best: A guardian angel. Always there when you need them, glad to help. Caring for themselves and really moving things. Know how to use words and what to say in any situation. Working on something great, motivating others, taking care of people.

Capricorn at their worst: Sarcastic and they just shut everything down. Maybe bitter over something, maybe making others upset, too. Seem to have given up. Not sure what to do or what to say. Doubting themselves deep down but not willing to admit it. Not showing any emotions.

Aquarius at their best: An actual source of energy. Always have the greatest plans and ideas, dislike boredom. They love communicating and meeting new people, seeing new places. Curious about life, wanting to explore the world. Lift others up with their presence only.

Aquarius at their worst: Complaining over everything and annoying others with it. They don’t care about anything anymore, reckless. Do not care anymore and do their own thing even though it might not be good for them. Ignoring others and feeling empty deep down. Like they ran out of energy.

Pisces at their best: Supporting others, taking care of others but also of themselves. Very clever, know what to say, funny. Their fantasy knows no limits and they’re very productive. Do art or listen to music. Make others smile and fascinate them. Playing their own little games. Inspired.

Pisces at their worst: Feeling incredibly sad because of how the world is. Manipulative and stubborn. Actually dangerous because you just can’t tell what they’re up to. Revengeful. They have no energy and feel powerless, underestimated and not treated how they think they should be treated.

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

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I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

That shrek one is threatening

How’d y’all leave out this one?

I hate this post because I really really want to watch the last presentation

20/10 would post again