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Tag: Punny
There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?
From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’
That is brilliant and this post is an example of the right way to do religious jokes are are actually funny without being preachy nor offensive.
Maybe Jesus didn’t like to talk about it because it wasn’t the same kind of car as his Dad’s.
Because as we all know, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in His Fury.
Nah, clearly God drives Dodge pickup trucks, because Moshe’s people are told not to approach the mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast” -Exodus 19:13.
fUCK YOU ALL
I LOVE YOU ALL
Also, people are always going on about Jesus’/God’s Triumph, so they obviously ride motorbikes…
when i’m in a bad mood i remind myself of the million dollar maple syrup heist
Was it a
Sticky situation
The stakes were stacked high.
Ihop the situation was put under control
Did they leaf any evidence?
This is a very syrupious event guys
It must have been done very syruptitiously for them to have actually pulled it off. I think the whole thing is fairly waffling.
maple it was an inside job
You batter believe it was an inside job!
jesus these puns really crêped up on us huh? well u butter stop or I’m gonna flip!
Syrup
Is nobody gonna ask about it or
oh yeah i forgot
no
maze bean
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
fanta playing the long game on advertising
this was the fanta can from 1972 – 1988, this CAN is playing the long game
is this the real life
is this just fanta sea
caught in the sand like
won’t escape oceanography
I figure since we’re living in the last days of Rome I might as well fiddle while it burns
smallest-simplest-abjurations:
do wonderwall
Anyway, here’s Hadrian’s Wall.
nerd
Lyre, lyre, rome’s on fire
this is a very PUNic post
Talking about cats, this one just got her koi for this year. I wish you every year to be like that cat 年年有鱼
Photography by 镜视眼88
That cat is a very skilled little fisher.
Btw that’s both a visual and a literal Chinese pun and I’m literally laughing so hard right now (my parents say this every year) and I want everyone to understand this.
Here’s the two phrases you’ll need to know:
年年有鱼 (nián nián you yú) – “(I wish you have) fish every year”
年年有余 (nián nián you yú) – “(I wish you have) extra every year”
– this is a common blessing used in ChinaBoth the 鱼 and 余 characters sound exactly the same and here’s where the pun comes in.
Every Lunar New Year, as good luck, we eat “fish” so that we can “have fish every year”. In other words, we’re eating fish so that we can have extra every year.
Extra what, you ask? Extra everything! Extra money in the bank, extra food on our tables, extra happiness, etc, etc. It’s like an all-around blessing. Very kind and used often during Lunar New Year.
The cat has already gotten her “extra” (fish) for the year so the blogger is wishing you “fish” (extra) every year ^^
finally someone explained it, thank you<3
I am so delighted to learn that somebody else also has the tradition of eating puns for blessings on the New Year.
Why is every Chinese tradition or superstition I hear of based on a pun